Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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