You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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