mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I hate all girls vehemently.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Found your dick twin last night
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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