I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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