she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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