i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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