I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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