It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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