Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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