Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
