He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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