he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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