Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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