Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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