Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Your cock deserves a montage
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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