I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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