dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I am available for nakedness
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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