They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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