Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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