you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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