At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My brain says no but my pants say off.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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