Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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