i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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