I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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