i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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