I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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