idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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