In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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