Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
handjob tips. give me some.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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