I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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