16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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