Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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