Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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