You surviving the open bar?
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This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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