theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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