Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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