When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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