I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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