The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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