Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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