haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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