Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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