It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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