question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They are going to name an STD after you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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