i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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