I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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