The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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