guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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