I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
