White coat. Heels.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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