My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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