Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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